This NEW in BOX SIGNED Porg Pop! Figure has been signed and donated by Brian Herring.

Signed in person for Cabaret vs Cancer

Want to learn to tassel twirl? Interested in how to work a boa? Want to hit the stage as a Burlesque Star? Want to Strip for your Lover? Want to make some weird performance art? Darlinda Just Darlinda is the person to teach you!

She is offering you a one hour Private Virtual Lesson that you can take from the privacy of your own home!!

Valued at $150!

The Village Voice calls DARLINDA JUST DARLINDA a "Mastermind of Bizarre Extravaganza" and she has been working as a Performance Artist, Burlesque Performer, Teacher and Producer since 2004 locally (New York City) and internationally (Australia, Canada, Hong Kong, England, Finland, France, Germany, Iceland, Sweden and most of the USA including Alaska!)


Darlinda is one half of the Burlesque duo The Schlep Sisters, co producing such shows as The 13th Annual Menorah Horah and The Burning Bush vs. The Second Coming. Darlinda is a resident artist in Blunderland, hitting stages at Adelaide Fringe, London’s Underbelly &Bethnel Green Working Men’s Club , House of Yes in NYC and One Eye'd Jacks in New Orleans . Darlinda has produced a variety of shows, some The New York Times called "Shockingly Explicit!" She's a regular performer at the superb NYC venues like The Slipper Room, House of Yes, and Paradise Club at Times Square Edition. She’s crossed over into performance art with her year long “life as art” projects Year in Rainbow and Her Dance Theater Work: Untitled Rainbow Project and One Woman Rainbow at Joe’s Pub.


Darlinda doesn't limit herself to the Burlesque stage, no she's performed Off Broadway, Film and Television! Darlinda performed with Taylor Mac in A 24-Decade History of Popular Music (MacArthur Fellowship) The Lily’s Revenge(Obie) and The 29th Annual Roots of American Music Festival at Lincoln Center, The Cockettes "Cocktail of Glamour and Anarchy" at Lincoln Center, in Julie Atlas Muz's The Divine Comedy of an Exquisite Corpse at PS122, and Princess Wendy's Late Nite Tease Room at The Rochester Fringe Festival. She can be found on television/film, in The Marvelous Mrs Maisel, Boardwalk Empire, Real Sex, The Other F Word Series, THESE THEMS, Betty and BIZARRE the film by Etienne Faure.


Darlinda is a faculty member at the New York School of Burlesque, has Lectured at Yale's infamous Sex Week and also teaches internationally! She has competed and performed as a soloist and as part of The Schlep Sisters at The Burlesque Hall of Fame in Las Vegas.


The Sundance Channel made Darlinda a “Top 10 Badass Burlesque Babe,” she was voted in the Top 50 International Burlesque Industry Figures for many years!
Darlinda is the recipient of the Golden Pastie Award for The Most Innovative and Creative.

The first and multiple winner of The Brooklyn Nightlife Awards:Best Burlesque Dancer!

USA Today says “It’s hard to top Darlinda.”

The Village Voice calls Darlinda a “Mastermind of Bizarre Extravaganza.”

USA Today says “It’s hard to top Darlinda”

“Darlinda Just Darlinda, a splash of color and light.” http://www.boston.com

" . . .Shockingly Explicit!" New York Times

"Seasoned entertainer . . .takes the priss out of prism" Time Out New York

http://www.DarlindaJustDarlinda.com

‘A 1hr 1-2-1 consultation on cabaret, Compering or anything creative that needs dramaturgy from Paulus The Cabaret Geek.

Benefit from Paulus’ 30 years in the industry as a performer, promoter, agent and booker to help improve and expand your own creative self. Consultation can be had in person in SE London or via Zoom.

RRP £100

This auction is for a 60 minute PT session conducted over Skype on a 1-2-1 basis with Philip Bedwell.

"Slouching Towards Masculinity" Podcast
Twitter @STMASCULINITY
IG - philipbedwell
https://philbedwell.podbean.com
http://www.philipbedwell.com

This is an opportunity to have a 1-2-1 session with Guinness World Record Holder Luspinda!

Choose from hula hooping circus tricks or a fitness focused hula workout.

This can be be done online or in person on a date that suits YOU!

Any in person class would be made covid secure (venue hire costs may be an additional extra).

Cult hit event Solve-Along-A-Murder-She-Wrote presents an interactive screening of the classic Murder, She Wrote

Can you solve the case before JB Fletcher?

Join the fun this January 21st 2021 at the iconic Royal Vauxhall Tavern!

Solve-Along-A-Murder-She-Wrote is a unique and hilarious night featuring games, prizes and audience participation, with special permission from NBC Universal Television. See the show Time Out rated one of 2019’s 50 Great Nights Out in London that has played to sell-out audiences across the UK and Australia.

Hosted by super-fan Tim Benzie, Solve-Along-A-Murder-She-Wrote features:

* A race to solve to the crime, via the Fameometer and the Suspiciometer!
* A Cabot Cove quiz and raffle!
* Clips and biogs of the campy guest stars!

RVT panto Pricked opens on 26th November, through to Jan 7th You can have a table for two, for pretty much any night! The venue will confirm availability with the winning bidder.

PRICKED - SLEEPING BEAUTY GOT WOKE

The much loved RVT panto is back for 2020 and this time it's not a dream... or is it?

Pricked is the story of Sleeping Beauty, like you've never seen it before featuring a princess who wants to be a pop singer and has had sex with every boy who's wandered into the woods. A hopelessly privileged Prince searching for an independent woman, a Raven with identity issues and a frustrated fairy who's out of practice, plus of course a villain, the magnificent Maleffluent who's as insecure and attention seeking as she is evil.

Packed with songs and serious laughs this is an adult panto like no other including each table comes complete with 'He's behind you' and 'Oh no it isn't' buzzers to use instead of shouting out!

Pricked features the same creative team as last year's hit show Slipped and the previous pantos Rubbed and Goosed, written by Tim Benzie and Paul Joseph, directed by Tim McArthur with Aaron Clingham returning as Musical Director.

This £50 voucher for Playful Promises was not claimed at our last raffle!

https://www.playfulpromises.com/

Limited edition 40th Anniversary 4 disc box set of the Godfather trilogy on Blu Ray. It comes in a big presentation box with a script book and postcards. It’s in mint condition, the Blu rays are still sealed.

Quentin Tarantino's Inglourious Basterds, "Lt. Aldo Raine - Gourlami variant"

Hard Enamel pin
Handmade
Width: 40 millimetres

BONUS BADGE included!

This mystery box will include items from Sci-Fi, Fantasy AND Horror categories!

The more you bid, the bigger the box!

But be assured we have some GREAT items ready to go to the winner of this auction lot.

This auction is for a £15 voucher to spend on Etsy at The Bubble Workshop!

The Esty shop sells incredible, high quality, VEGAN soaps and more.

https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/TheBubbleWorkshop

This is your chance to win a £10 voucher from UK Etsy seller JK Creations!

https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/JKCreationsUK

includes FREE UK shipping, overseas shipping will need to be paid directly to the shop.

£80 voucher for a tattoo with Frank Moore at Shamanic Body Art in Westcliff-on-Sea, Essex. Frank has been tattooing for 30 years and has been based at Shamanics for the last 23 years.

A wooden Boba Fett keychain! The Stars Wars themed emojis have finally been released for Twitter. We don't know where Boba Fett is but we've decided he deserves his own emoji, so here's our take on his classic helmet!


A wooden Storm Trooper! The Stars Wars themed emojis have finally been released for Twitter and here's our take on the Stormtrooper emoji!


These guys are made of 1/4" (6mm) thick birch ply, which has been laser cut for precise detailing. With a light pecan stain applied to highlight the natural wood grain. And coated with shellac to protect the finish.

Beautiful handmade wand designed and created by House of Wandcraft.

Cast from resin this clear wand features a translucent effect with clear rhinestone gems with a blue iridescent colour.

The wand also has a slight curve to its shape, please see the photos for details.

Design: Twist
Weight: 39 grams
Length: 11 1/2inches

Comes with a bespoke velvet lined handmade recycled card box.

Please let us know the name of the person receiving the wand as you would like it to appear on the certificate.

Please be aware that our resin wands are collectible items. They are not toys and should not be used while flying on your broom.

If the wand is dropped or sat on by a large dragon there is the possibility of irrepairable damage.
Not suitable for underage witches and wizards or muggle children.

This auction is for a Dr Who cinema poster for Logopolis!

Rare and hard to find in such great condition!

Size A1 and ready to frame. Poster will be posted in a tube.

David Lynch has been accused for decades of sexism and even misogyny in his work, due largely to frequent depictions of violence against women. Yet others see in Lynch's work the deification of the female, and actresses like Laura Dern and Naomi Watts jump at every opportunity to work with him. "He is the master of the juxtaposition of the creepy and the sweet, the sexual and the chaste," wrote W's Lynn Hirschberg. "And at the heart of this tense, intriguing friction, you will always find Lynch's women." The Women of Lynch is a deep, provocative dive into this paradox, featuring twelve essays, thought pieces, and impressionistic interpretations of Lynch's depiction of women on screen by an eclectic array of accomplished female critics, scholars, performers, and writers, each tackling this vexing conundrum in her own unique way.

Red Room inspired necklace by Em Brulee

6cm x 6cm with 44cm chain

Log Lady-inspired acorn brooch

Dimensions: 13cm wide x 8cm tall (to bottom of acorns).

Brooch clasp on back.

Hand made by our very own log Lady Jo Gilliver

A one of a kind Bowie bundle!

The contents of this box will expand as your donations grow!

Includes items from the Cabaret vs Cancer archive, including our own licensed tote bag and dish towels and more unlicensed items that have been donated over the last few years...

Remember the MORE you bid the bigger the box!

By Em Brulee

Black star Earrings
12cm high and 6cm wide

Perfect Fry Up dish towel!

The colours are bright and bold, the 100% cotton feels lovely, it’s made in the UK and it’s easy to wash...what could be better!

Bamboo cheese board with color resin inlay GREEN

This hand made serving board will bring a burst of color to any table, whether serving inside or out in the sun shine.

Each board has a vibrant translucent geometrical inlay, which is available in three colors, red, blue and green.

An excellent piece for entertaining or as a gift.

After each board is shaped and the pattern is grooved in to the surface, the resin is poured in and left to cure for 24 hours.

It is sanded and polished and then treated with a premium natural oil and wax combination to maintain its natural finish.

Periodical treatment with a natural chopping board oil to keep it in excellent condition is recomended.

Every board is carved from bamboo. Bamboo is an amazing material for many reasons, but just a few are:

Bamboo is a renewable source
It grows very fast
It's anti-bacterial
It's very strong

Measures approximately :

40 cm x 20 cm ( 15.5 x 8 inch )
1.6 cm thick ( 0.6 inch )

A strong, environmentally friendly and naturally anti-bacterial hand made item.

Bookish Candles
Book Lovers Soy Candle

Old Bookshop Soy Wax Scented Candle
Dusty tomes and leather bound books , dusty romantism of old books smell and aged pages will take you in wonderful pure imagination.

Old Bookshop Soy Candle is perfect for a library lovers, book lovers gift , readers, writers ,bookstores , living rooms,

Scent Details
Old Bookshop Soy candle is rich scented and evokes the feeling of an old library with leather bound books, aged pages and creaking floors. That slightly musty, hazy and romantic library of old literature.”the smell I just love the smell “

Note Scent

Top grated ginger, dark plum
Mid incense, vanilla sugar, cinnamon,
Base. white patchouli, light amber, cashmere woods, tobacco leaf

Our Bookish Soy Wax Scented Candle is Hand Made Poured in United Kingdom .Carefully selected blend of oils for your comfort. Our company is about pure natural materials. It’s have wonderful warm calming and romantic smell.

Every fluffy dog has been carefully hand drawn by Gemma Keith.

Gemma finds her inspiration from the woodland wildlife she is surrounded by in Kent, England.

All tote bags are made with 100% unbleached cotton and include long handles, perfect for shopping!

Each bag is screen printed on one side in the UK and is machine washable. They are all hand individually wrapped in their matching packaging.

Bag Size: 38cm × 42cm
Plenty of room for A4 books.

Two nautical masks with matching zipper pouches - one for wash and one for wear.

Both masks have nose bars sewn in and use soft bamboo jersey for comfortable ties - just tie them to the tightness you prefer. Machine-washable.

Zipper pouches measure 20cm wide x 13.5cm tall and are fully lined in soft cotton.

This miniaturized version of the Tone-Master boasts glorious tone for its size, along with authentic looks to match. This portable mini amp features classic details reminiscent of the original Tone-Master, from metal amp corners to vintage-style brown grille cloth and white knobs.

Specification
One-watt single-channel amplifier
Genuine vintage styling
Dual 2" speakers
Dedicated tone, volume and gain controls
1/4" headphone jack and 9V adapter jack

A smooth, vintage fuzz sound. Use vintage germanium transistor. Full metal shell. Very small and exquisite. True bypass.

The Mooer MFZ4 Grey Faze Fuzz Pedal is a simple, yet powerful and efficient fuzz effect that is a must have on your pedalboard. The Mooer MFZ4 is part of Mooer's Micro Series of tiny and compact pedals, that offer dynamic effects, yet don't take up much pedalboard space. With its 2 no-fuss controls, consisting of Volume and Fuzz, the Grey Faze Fuzz offers easy operation but still with a complex sound. The Grey Faze Fuzz is constructed with a Germanium transistor, which delivers those vintage, buzzy tones that are reminiscent of the 60s. The MFZ4 features True Bypass, which preserves the tone by eliminating any signal interference when the pedal is not in use.

The Ultra Drive Distortion pedal produces three different types or distortion thanks to the selector switch that can move between three effect types. The small, exquisite unit is protected by a full metal shell and features a true bypass footswitch, LED indicator light and 1/4" mono input and output.

Original Mode provides a strong and hard-edge distortion sound with a low noise level. Should you need a more tube-like distortion, switch to Extra Mode for higher gain. For a fatter drive tone and a wider distortion range, select Ultra Mode.

The Mooer Audio Micro Series are nifty little pedals which take up hardly any space on your pedalboard, so you can play around with more effects at once.

The Mooer Ninety Orange is a classic vintage sounding phaser with a switch that allows for a more modern tone too. Great for 80s rock style pschyo-riffage EVH style! All metal casing and true bypass make this a suprisingly pro package for the modest price!

Please note the all Mooer micro series pedals must be powered by 9V DC (not supplied) as they are too small for battery compartments!

Specification

Full analog circuit, warm, deep, rich phasing tone
2 Working Modes: Vintage/Modern
Vintage: 1974 vintage phasing tone, warm and psychedelic
Modern: Modern feeling phaser, rich and deep
Full metal shell
Very small and exquisite
True bypass
DC 9V Adapter power supply
Effects Modes: 2 (Vintage, Modern)
Input: 1/4” monaural jack (impedance: 470k Ohms)
Output: 1/4” monaural jack (impedance: 10k Ohms)
Power Requirements: AC adapter 9V DC (center minus plug)
Current Draw: 5 mA
Dimensions: 93.5mm (D) × 42mm (W) × 52mm (H)
Weight: 160g

Triangolo A welcome addition to the Micro digital range from Mooer is the Triangolo tremolo pedal. Following hot on the heels of our very popular Trelicopter, we wanted to make a new tremolo pedal which does something a little different.

Triangolo houses an advanced digital algorithm which provides the user with ultimate control and some awesome features which can’t be found on other pedals in this price range. The toggle switch can select between Triangular, Suqare and Saw Tooth tremolo shapes. This alters the attack and release of the effect with some very interesting results.

Depth allows you to dial-in the intensity of the tremolo so it can be as subtle or extreme as you like. Adjusting the speed of the tremolo can be done in two different ways. As with most tremolo pedals, there is a classic speed control for the more traditionalist among us who likes to set it and leave it. For the more adventurous players, set the sub-division knob to your favourite rhythmical pattern and hold down the footswitch for real-time tap tempo control. Perfect for syncing your trem sounds up in a live gig situation.

With close inspection of Triangolo, you may notice that the last setting on the sub-division knob is labelled X. Cranking the control round to X will set Triangolo off into a fit of uncertainty as it sporadically regurgitates tremolo patterns with completely random repeats. Dropping this into a song could completely freak out your audience, in a fun way. A Micro sized tremolo pedal with a very unique feature set!

Main Features:

High quality digital tremolo
3 selectable wave forms
Tap tempo functionality
5 different sub division values
Full metal housing
True bypass switching
Specification:

Input: 1/4” mono audio jack. （Impedance: 470k Ohms）
Output: 1/4” mono audio jack （Impedance: 100 Ohms）
Power requirements: AC adapter 9V DC , center negative. Highly recommend to use Mooer Micro Power.
Current Draw: 160mA
Dimensions: 93.5mm(D) x 42mm(W) x 52mm(H) Weight： 146g

The Man in Black. In a career that spanned almost five decades, Johnny Cash gave us more than 100 records and dozens of hit singles. And he did it all with the simple, powerful honesty that would become his trademark. Inspired by Cash’s trusty Victor Capo, this Capo in Black is rugged and durable, with a solid, cast-bronze construction for increased mass and sustain. Its precise wormgear adjustment provides even pressure across your strings for excellent tuning stability and easy repositioning. The Cash Capo—Tough. Honest. Classic. For curved-radius guitar necks.

The award winning Double R Club have a specially curated MYSTERRY box!

With books from Benjamin Louche, knick knacks from Rose Thorne and some infamous Agent Cooper cocktail!

The more you bid, the more we put in the box!

Perle’s Boutique specialises in creating the perfect bespoke tassels for each customer. We strive to work with each performer to fulfill their dream vision.
The auction winner will receive one pair of bespoke pasties from Perle’s Boutique. The pasties will be made to your size, colour, and style either to match an existing costume or inspire a new one.

laser cut mirrored acrylic 'Gin & Tonic' statement necklace as seen in the September 2019 issue of Tatler.

Designed and created in the UK by Mother and Daughter, Hannah and Wendy Richardson in our Folkestone workshop.

Laser cut silver mirror acrylic.

STATEMENT NECKLACE!

'G & T'..With a slice!

18" Silver plated split chain.

Approx. 50mm across.

In presentation box.

STAR necklace by Em Brulee

10cm x 10cm pendant on a 50cm chain

By Em Brulee

Star pendant and chain

10cm x 10cm with 48cm chain

❤ THE DESIGN

This kit includes everything you need to create this beautiful pattern demonstrating the beauty and strength of all Females.

This pattern is a personal favourite of mine, because you can choose to leave her underwear blank of add on the cute Polka Dots. I hope you or the person you buy this kit for loves creating this hoop art.

There are three different stitches included in this design, each has illustrated instructions included in the kits ‘how to’ booklet. You can choose to learn following the illustrated and written instructions, alternatively you will also be given access to online tutorial videos, showing you how to learn each stitch.

This kit is ideal for all experience levels from complete beginners to advanced levels. And on average takes 1-4 hours to complete.

The kit includes a 100% natural unbleached cotton which has the pattern pre-printed onto it, so you don’t have to transfer the pattern onto the fabric yourself. Which can sometimes be a little fiddly.

❤ WHAT'S INCLUDED IN YOUR KIT?

Each kit is lovingly packaged in a project box and contains:

• A 6 inch wooden embroidery hoop which has been painted black
• 100% natural unbleached cotton fabric- - Choose blank fabric & transfer the pattern yourself or chose pre-printed & have the pattern already on the fabric when you receive it.
• A 'how to' guide from start to finish
• Exclusive access to ‘how to’ stitch videos online
• Illustrated stitch instructions
• 100% cotton embroidery threads
• Embroidery needle
• A colour paper printed version of the pattern, so you can use it again and again!
• Fabric for practice stitches.

udge Gift Box from The Little Fudge Box, gift wrapped box with specially created ‘Rose & passionflower’ gift wrap for a truly unique gift!
Flavours are listed below. - choose five bags of fudge and send a message when you order to let us know what you want including!

At the Little Fudge Box we hand make all of our fudge in small batches in the Welsh Mountains. Our products are gluten free, palm oil free, no glucose syrups, vegetarian and we use local ingredients wherever possible and use compostable packaging.

Our traditionally made fudge is luxuriously melt in the mouth, it’s got a crumblier texture that some people have likened to Scottish Tablet - but we use a slightly different recipe that we’ve developed ourselves. Irresistibly delicious!

Many people will have tasted and brought out fudge at one of the many artisan markets, shows and festivals we attend every year.

As we tell our customers “Quality fudge deserves the best ingredients”

Paulus Super-Bundle!

Includes the following:
* A jar of plum jam made by Paulus from plums in their garden
* 3 x sachets of potpourri hand-crafted by Paulus from David Austin roses in their garden and essential oils
* ‘Paulus’ ‘All Together Now’ name badge from series 1
* Paulus stickers
* Signed ‘Cabaret Geek’ A5 calling card

Based in Warrington the INCREDIBLE cakes from the Cake Outlet are a HIT on Etsy.

This auction is for an 8" traditional fruitcake and will be posted ANYWHERE!


A slowly baked hand-made Traditional British Fruit Cake filled with the finest cherries and dried fruit, satisfying the palate with a delightful blend of fruit and spice.

Your cake will be baked when the auction ends guarenteeing you the freshest cake!

You fresh cake will be baked blending together the finest ingredients and flavours, before it's slowly baked to perfection. Our Traditional English Halal-friendly Fruit Cake provides your palate with a satisfying blend of fruit flavours with a hint of spice. Our cake is super moist and soft that even young children can enjoy a piece of Traditional English Halal-friendly fruit cake.

Moleskine - Wonder Woman Limited Edition Notebook - Hard Cover Notebook, Elastic Closure and Lined Pages - Red Colour - Large Size 13 x 21 cm - 240 Pages
Moleskine celebrates the courage and generosity of Wonder Woman, a legendary, iconic character and symbol of strength.
The timeless history of this female superhero is still known today for its strength, independence and humanitarian message.
Characteristics:

Ivory-colour paper, acid-free
Hardcover
Rounded corners
Lined pages
Labelled in case of loss printed on the flyleaf

Moleskine is a brand that contains multiple products: notebooks, diaries, bags, apps, writing instruments, reading accessories and books that complement each other
by form and function, becoming open platforms for the creativity and self-expression of the thinkers of tomorrow.

Snow White is an iconic story with enduring appeal; its themes of courage, kindness, adaptation and timeless romance are as relevant today as ever. The story lends itself to many different interpretations, although Snow White’s inspiring journey from servant to princess always remains at its core.

Each notebook features a close-up of an iconic graphic detail from the original Disney movie; classic Snow White reinterpreted for today’s everyday urban princesses.

Whether you're Bashful, Grumpy, Happy or Sleepy, or simply enjoying your own inspiring fairytale, Moleskine invites you to find the tools to capture your own timeless story.

Hard Cover with Limited Edition Theme
- Rounded corners
- Elastic closure
- Moleskine Ivory Paper
- Matching bookmark ribbon
- Paper: 70 gsm, acid-free, ivory, lined
- Themed stickers
- Expandable inner pocket in the back
- "In case of loss" printed on the flyleaf
- Reusable themed paperband B-SIDE featuring additional printed tools
- Lies flat, opens at 180°
- The history of Moleskine is inside

Vintage tray, Cabaret Tzigane

A beautiful size medium romper from Bettsie's new business Bettsie's babies

Bettsie’s Babies works at making baby clothes both beautiful and gender neutral

One custom rhinestoned bow-tie (or other small accessory of your choice) by Marked & Snatched.

Marked & Snatched, run by performers Lilly SnatchDragon and Mark Anthony, make custom rhinestoned accessories and props, as well as offering costume embellishment and alterations.

We are offering a custom rhinestoned bow tie or small accessory, using your choice of colours and design.

We use the highest quality glass-cut rhinestones and recycled jewellery.

Every item is completely unique!

https://www.facebook.com/markedandsnatched

Bee Happy

Created on a mid grey background with a white font and a walnut stained wooden frame.

This sign measures approx 29cm x 29cm which can be free standing or wall hung.

“Carries the Charles Atlas seal of approval”

The original bodybuilding classic is here to stay!
For more than seventy five years, Charles Atlas®-twice named "The World's Most Perfectly Developed Man"-has helped thousands of 97-pound weaklings bulk up, build muscle, and stop bullies from kicking sand in their faces. Without the use of expensive supplements or equipment, this book utilizes Atlas's groundbreaking theory of "Dynamic- Tension®," which can be used at home or in the office, by anyone. Also stressed is a balanced nutritional approach, contradicting the modern health fads and fashionable diets that come and go.

Strongly endorsed by fitness luminaries like Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jake Steinfeld (Body by Jake), after half a century Charles Atlas® is still the original master of the body makeover.

This auction is for a cute Custard cream biscuit keyring!